You know those mornings when your mouth feels like it could potentially be the sleeping place of a small, furry creature? When your eyes feel like they're glued shut and your head is being repeatedly whacked by a tiny iron hammer? It's no laughing matter and you know just what to reach for - the full English breakfast: a plate of hot cooked meaty goodness. Today we've gone one better, bringing you a full English that as well as being tasty, is darn funny too. 

Grab one ticket to the Full English comedy night at the Victoria Picture Palace & Theatre for just $12. It's on Saturday February 18th and promises a full helping of delicious comedy and total belly (laughs) satisfaction.

Full English stars ex-pats Danny McChrystal and Reuben Lee in the final helping of their show, a night of side-splitting stand up comedy, where no subject is off limits. The Full English shows are renowned for their "no holds barred" approach where subjects are drawn from anywhere, including British observations of the Kiwi culture.